I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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