"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
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I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
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seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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