love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Dude I just picked up a married chick while her husband was playing pool.
What do you mean you picked her up? How are you gonna leave the bar?
I didn't. I fucked her in the men's room. Come get me before he finds out.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
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I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
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You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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