i permit you to call me
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
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Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
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I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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