But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
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