why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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