Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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