Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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