PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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