I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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