So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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