Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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