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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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