sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
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My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
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It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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