i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
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Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
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So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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