i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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