Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
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its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
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Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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