Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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