i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize
