Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
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he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
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Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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