i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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