I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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