Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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