how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
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