Christians are straight up FREAKS
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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