Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
only you would photoshop your dick
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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