I hate your face
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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