shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
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Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
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She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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