i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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