A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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