I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
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I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
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This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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