Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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