do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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