the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
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its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
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Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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