she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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