So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
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