Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Randomize
