wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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