White coat. Heels.
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
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she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
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ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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