I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
is it fun? or sober?
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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