it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
We talked him into tasing himself.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
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