Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Randomize
