Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
I'm always down for nudity.
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