As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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