He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
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Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
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I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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