When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
