i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
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I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
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I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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