Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize
