Tell her she can't have a vagina
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
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