Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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