john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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