it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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