no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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