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• (760): View more from California

  No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?

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  yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  I was told my cock was a religious experience.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  When have you ever know me to go too far?

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  Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?

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  Yeah. Besides those.

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