I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
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Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
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Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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