Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
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