He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
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Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
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I keeping finding meatballs in random places
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
I have post one night stand depression
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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