$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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